But wait! There's more!

Ok, I'm sorry, but I can't let this one go. It's rated PG, even though the 5th graders on Fry's bus say worse things.

Ahem.

Officers Honored for Finding Man's Penis

Police work means going beyond the training, performing tasks both heroic and extraordinary, Chief James Corwin told officers at an awards ceremony Tuesday.

Racing a motorcycle after a confused elderly motorist driving in the wrong direction.
Bailing thousands of gallons of water out of the department’s detention unit.
Fishing a suicidal man’s dismembered penis out of his kitchen trash. It was successfully reattached.
Three homicide detectives were also honored.

If this guy can find a penis, I have hopes he can find a clitoris.

All of a sudden, cops are looking pretty good. ;)

Unless, of course, he's HAPPY finding peni. Then, it's back to the ol' drawing board of training them. Which calls to mind trying to train a coked up chiuaua to play dead.

::running off to see how the heck ya spell chiwawa, chiuachua, chisomething::