Officers Honored for Finding Man's Penis
Police work means going beyond the training, performing tasks both heroic and extraordinary, Chief James Corwin told officers at an awards ceremony Tuesday.
Racing a motorcycle after a confused elderly motorist driving in the wrong direction.
Bailing thousands of gallons of water out of the department’s detention unit.
Fishing a suicidal man’s dismembered penis out of his kitchen trash. It was successfully reattached.
Three homicide detectives were also honored.
If this guy can find a penis, I have hopes he can find a clitoris.
All of a sudden, cops are looking pretty good. ;)
Unless, of course, he's HAPPY finding peni. Then, it's back to the ol' drawing board of training them. Which calls to mind trying to train a coked up chiuaua to play dead.
::running off to see how the heck ya spell chiwawa, chiuachua, chisomething::