1- Go to www.google.com
2- Type in "failure", without the quotes.
3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky" in the drop down box. (sic since that really ISN'T a drop down box but a dialogue button.)
4- Laugh at what comes up.
5- Tell your friends before the people at Google fix it.
Also, while I'm procrastinating, why doesn't this ever happen near MY house? Can anyone say "ROAD TRIP!!!!"?
Add to Anti-P list: Must review basic English skills.